和奶牛有關的英語笑話
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Funny Cow Jokes 1
Why did the moron1 give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 2
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 3
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 4
What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 5
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch2 for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling3!
 
Cow Jokes
Funny Cow Jokes 6
Why was the calf4 afraid? He was a cow-herd!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 7
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully5!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 8
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 9
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
 
Funny Cow Jokes 10
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
 
Funny Cow Jokes 11
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
 
Funny Cow Jokes 12
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
 
Funny Cow Jokes 13
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 14
What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder6 in there?”
 
Funny Cow Jokes 15
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 16
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky7 Way!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 17
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 18
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 19
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raised stewed8 beef!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 20
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!


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1 moron IEyxN     
n.極蠢之人,低能兒
參考例句:
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以為戈登是個白癡。
  • He's an absolute moron!他純粹是個傻子!
2 ranch dAUzk     
n.大牧場,大農場
參考例句:
  • He went to work on a ranch.他去一個大農場干活。
  • The ranch is in the middle of a large plateau.該牧場位于一個遼闊高原的中部。
3 rustling c6f5c8086fbaf68296f60e8adb292798     
n. 瑟瑟聲,沙沙聲 adj. 發沙沙聲的
參考例句:
  • the sound of the trees rustling in the breeze 樹木在微風中發出的沙沙聲
  • the soft rustling of leaves 樹葉柔和的沙沙聲
4 calf ecLye     
n.小牛,犢,幼仔,小牛皮
參考例句:
  • The cow slinked its calf.那頭母牛早產了一頭小牛犢。
  • The calf blared for its mother.牛犢哞哞地高聲叫喊找媽媽。
5 bully bully     
n.恃強欺弱者,小流氓;vt.威脅,欺侮
參考例句:
  • A bully is always a coward.暴漢常是懦夫。
  • The boy gave the bully a pelt on the back with a pebble.那男孩用石子擲擊小流氓的背脊。
6 fodder fodder     
n.草料;炮灰
參考例句:
  • Grass mowed and cured for use as fodder.割下來曬干用作飼料的草。
  • Guaranteed salt intake, no matter which normal fodder.不管是那一種正常的草料,保證鹽的攝取。
7 milky JD0xg     
adj.牛奶的,多奶的;乳白色的
參考例句:
  • Alexander always has milky coffee at lunchtime.亞歷山大總是在午餐時喝摻奶的咖啡。
  • I like a hot milky drink at bedtime.我喜歡睡前喝杯熱奶飲料。
8 stewed 285d9b8cfd4898474f7be6858f46f526     
adj.焦慮不安的,爛醉的v.燉( stew的過去式和過去分詞 );煨;思考;擔憂
參考例句:
  • When all birds are shot, the bow will be set aside;when all hares are killed, the hounds will be stewed and eaten -- kick out sb. after his services are no longer needed. 鳥盡弓藏,兔死狗烹。 來自《現代漢英綜合大詞典》
  • \"How can we cook in a pan that's stewed your stinking stockings? “染臭襪子的鍋,還能煮雞子吃!還要它?” 來自漢英文學 - 中國現代小說
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