英語笑話 和學校相關的幾個英語笑話
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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
 He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
 
Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom1 is?
Student: The guy who went out with Eve!
 
Who is your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!
 
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching2?
Because he only had one pupil!
 
Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C level3!
 
What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat!
 
What is a teacher's three favorite words?
June, July & August!
 
James, where is your homework?
I ate it. Why?
You said it was a piece of cake!


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1 atom wO1y4     
n.原子;微粒,微量
參考例句:
  • For many years the atom was believed to be indivisible.在過去有很多年原子一直被認為是不可分割的。
  • He could not get up an atom of sympathy for her.他對她激不出一點同情心。
2 teaching ngEziT     
n.教學,執教,任教,講授;(復數)教誨
參考例句:
  • We all agree in adopting the new teaching method. 我們一致同意采取新的教學方法。
  • He created a new system of teaching foreign languages.他創造了一種新的外語教學體系。
3 level 31Ox0     
n.水平,水準,標準;adj.同高的,平坦的,齊平的;v.弄平,瞄準,對準
參考例句:
  • Our level is very low.我們的水平很低。
  • The water level has been raised by 1.1 metres.水位提高了1.1米。
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