What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
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Joke: What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Answer: Trouble.
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Joke: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?
Answer: It tocked too much...
 
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Joke: What do gymnasts, acrobats1, and bananas have in common?
Answer: They can all do the splits.
 
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Joke: What's a frog's favorite game?
Answer: Hopscotch2.
 
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Joke: What's a snakes favorite game?
Answer: S-s-soccer.
 
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Joke: What is horse sense?
Answer: Stable thinking.
 
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Joke: Why is the forest so noisy?
Answer: Because every tree has its own bark!
 
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Joke: What time do ducks wake up?
Answer: At the quack3 of dawn.
 
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Joke: What dies but never lives?
Answer: A battery!


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1 acrobats 0a0a55e618cb6021651a7c7a9ac46cdc     
n.雜技演員( acrobat的名詞復數 );立場觀點善變的人,主張、政見等變化無常的人
參考例句:
  • I was always fascinated by the acrobats at the circus. 我總是著迷于馬戲團里的雜技演員。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
  • The acrobats' performance drew forth applause from the audience. 雜技演員的表演博得了觀眾的掌聲。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
2 hopscotch 4rAzYB     
n.小孩獨腳跳踢石子的游戲,“跳房子”游戲
參考例句:
  • The children squared off the sidewalk to play hopscotch.孩子們在人行道上劃出方格,做“跳房子”的游戲。
  • At hopscotch,the best hoppers are the children.在跳房子的游戲中,孩子是最優秀的單足跳者。
3 quack f0JzI     
n.庸醫;江湖醫生;冒充內行的人;騙子
參考例句:
  • He describes himself as a doctor,but I feel he is a quack.他自稱是醫生,可是我感覺他是個江湖騙子。
  • The quack was stormed with questions.江湖騙子受到了猛烈的質問。
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